Making a cool new friend
I stood like 1 foot away from kris anka and thought “i think that’s kris anka” and didn’t even say anything can you believe that
oh shit, when was this!
Same thing! And you were talking to some people and I was like, “is that him? He looks like that caricature on his tumblr avi.”
Why Guys Like Asian Girls - Anna Akana
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time