January 2012
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December 2011
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Facebook.
added my mom like 10 minutes ago. In that time span she has been able to tag about 10 different people on one of my photos and ‘like’ about 15 others. It got annoying rather quickly. Had to walk up to her room and said “Look, this isn’t going to work. I’m going to have to delete you from my life… On Facebook.” She took it quite nicely and only yelled two...
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I would rather cuddle then have sex.
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1612th:
that guy from lmfao is 37
worst midlife crisis ever
Writing for my mixtape.
And I’m thinking of getting that love song out of the way. You know, that one love song that every cd/mixtape has. Yeah I wanna knock it out quick. Already wrote two songs. Looking at a 12 track mixtape. Now to find the perfect instrumental to write this love song on. Anybody know any cool ones I can take a look at?
me: who wants to kiss me at midnight on new years
everyone:
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
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A friend asked me to post this up. A story I wrote...
My whole life I grew up hating my stepfather. The type of monster he was cannot be described as the one lurking under your bed; a better descriptive picture would be comparing him to a beast from a Wes Craven flick. When this beast was spawned he was given the name Michael. The best way to describe his physical features is: he looks like Bigfoot besides the hair. My younger brother and I shivered...
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I can't believe I'm saying this right now but...
Ladies, I will trade sex for a double western bacon cheeseburger with no onions. Bring one to my door and I will give sex. You have until my mother is done cooking. Thank you, Eddy V.
